Ever wish you could have a wedgie consisting of an entire skein of your favorite yarn? Do you want to learn how to felt wool with sweat while wearing it? Then have I got a project for you! This sensible bicycling outfit combines all the breathability of a plastic sandwich bag with the comfort of a bear trap. Add to that the unmatched creeping properties of knitted shorts, and you’ll be tearing up the trails in no time! Amazingly, these shorts came down to her knees when she started the Tour de France earlier in the day. She’s going to need a crowbar to get undressed.
