If your polite, respectful responses aren’t being heeded, feel free to send a little snark back his way.
1)
Him: “Hi. I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
You: “It’s in the phone book.”
2)
Him: “I know how to please a woman.”
You: “Good, then please leave me alone.”
3)
Him: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
You: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
4)
Him: “I would go to the ends of the earth to meet you.”
You: “Yes, but would you stay there?”
5)
Him: “Your face must turn a few heads.”
You: “And yours must turn a few stomachs.”
6)
Him: “Your place or mine?”
You: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
7)
Him: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
You: “Unfertilized.”
8:
Him: “I can tell that you want me.”
You: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you . . . to leave.”
9)
Him: “Your body is like a temple.”
You: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
10)
Him: “Hey baby, do you have a minute?”
You: “Sorry, I’m fresh out.”
11)
Him: “Is this seat empty?”
You: “Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down.”
