THE WORLD IS RIFE WITH DOUCHEBAGGERY, and there are a few things that any prudent young gentleman must do to prevent himself from becoming a MAJOR DOUCHEBAG. He must set aside his spray tan lotion. He must resist that bangin’ barbed-wire neck tattoo. And he must pick up a copy of THE QUOTABLE DOUCHEBAG: A TREASURY OF SPECTACULARLY STUPID REMARKS for less than the cost of 2 cans of AXE BODY SPRAY. This little book will provide him with a guide to what not to do or say, as demonstrated by the fearless champions of the DOUCHEBAG HALL OF FAME: Vanilla Ice, Gene Simmons, Danny Bonaduce, R. Kelly, David Hasselhoff, and many more.
If that doesn’t work, he must resort to a 6-pack of Miller High Life and 5 industrial-strength anti-douchebag collar clips! “You’re in America, sailor.”
September 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I hate AXE!