Mike Swale (Peter Berg): I’m starting to feel like a . . .
Bridget Gregory (Linda Fiorentino): Sex object?
-The Last Seduction
Whether you have to reclaim your riches from your ex or simply take cover in a stranger’s apartment, it helps to have someone else ready, willing, and able to do your dirty work. The professional dominatrixes at Philadelphia’s Olde English Chambers reveal that a little stroking, ego or otherwise, will usually do the trick, but it’s sometimes necessary to unleash your inner vixen to whip a man into submission. (Just don’t have too much fun-remember, you’re on the job.)
Step 1: Play it cool.
Once you have keyed in on a potential sex pawn, catch his eye, then quickly look away and appear disinterested. If he attempts to get your attention, respond with only slight interest. Smile at his jokes; do not laugh at them. If he touches your arm, allow him to leave his hand where it is but do not reciprocate the contact.
Step 2: Make him prove his worth.
Make it clear that he has to come up with something that is valuable or useful to you to earn a place in your life or bed. If he’s a trainer at a gym, he can help you maximize your workouts. If he’s a chef, he can cook for you. If he’s in finance, he can assist you in investing. He will believe that you are becoming dependent on him (when, of course, it’s really the other way around).
Step 3: Find his erogenous zone.
While talking to him in public or private, touch his ears, forearm, neck, cheek, fingers, and chest. If he draws in his breath sharply or moans, you have found his spot. Stroking or casually rubbing this spot will excite your mark. He will crave your touch.
Step 4: Offer him something unique to make him further dependent on you.
Offer a special sexual technique or position he can experience only with you. Dole out your unique talent infrequently. It will keep your sex pawn off guard and always asking for more.
Step 5: Judge your subject’s response to your requests.
If he responds favorably to strict orders, further enslave him by becoming more demanding. Ask him to pick you up from work, pick up your dry cleaning, buy groceries, take your pet to the vet, change your oil, or any other menial task you can think of. Occasionally exchange a sexual favor for a task.
Step 6: Make him work hard to please you.
Hide your pleasure during sex: In fact, yawn. Act as if you do not care to see him more than occasionally. Cancel dates at the last minute, find excuses not to see him, and wait to respond to e-mails. You will hold the power in the relationship.
Step 7: Use him to your advantage.
Demand that he do your bidding, whether it’s offing a bad guy, destroying incriminating evidence, or taking a bullet for you. He is conditioned to want to please you, and will not resist your demands.
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
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April 8th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
This book and the discussion surrounding it is one of the saddest examples of repression and inequality I’ve ever seen. The sadism it displays towards Men borders the Quran’s treatment of Women.
April 13th, 2010 at 11:01 am
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