Some more invaluable Quirktober advice!
How to tell if your boyfriend is a time traveler from the past:
He:
* Is dumbfounded by your globe.
* Gets aroused when he catches a glimpse of your ankles.
* Seems disappointed that you’re less than knowledgeable about Cold War relations.
* Obsessed with the History Channel.
Should you break up with him? A random fissure in the fabric of time brought you two together. Destiny? Well, that’s a romantic idea. But there are a few practical considerations to work out before you get in too deep. First, on the off chance that you’re soulmates, one of you is going to have to roll the dice and leave your current life behind. Possible consequences: famine, war, marrying your own dad. You’ve seen Back to the Future. That stuff’s all interconnected. But if you’re willing to risk it all, do yourself a favor and insist that he remain in this era. Previous centuries will be about as welcoming to you as the Taliban.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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