✓ Those aren’t dimples, they’re sheet wrinkles.
✓ Goes on for hours about the relative merits of Halo versus Halo 2.
✓ Strongly opinionated about Daytime Emmys.
✓ Has never filed a tax return.
✓ You never spend any time at his place. I mean, his mom’s place.
Should you break up with him?
If you want to, you’ll have to do it yourself, because he’ll never get around to it.
