Though it saddens me to say that Bea Arthur has moved on to the next episode, I’m happy to teach you how to give her props by creating your own downstairs homage to that tall, ballsy drink of water known for her glorious silver lady-bob. First, grow out your mane two to three inches. Keep it round and contained in the middle of your crotch. Next, you’ll need to match Bea’s silver and white tones. If you’re naturally blessed with a salt ‘n’ pepper patch, you’re golden, girl (get it?). If not, experiment with silver, white, and gray hair coloring. Once the length and color requirements have been met, make sure you showcase that patch with attitude-walk around like you’re six feet tall with a wisecrack at the ready. That’s how Bea rolled.











